If anybody out there is worried about the largest Atom Smasher ever and it’s potential to destroy the Earth by creating a black hole that we’re all coldly and viciously sucked into, here’s an easy way to keep track of how we’re doing.

If you want a status update on whether or not we’ve been destroyed by the Large Hadron Collider, just click on this link.

In the meantime, I’m restocking my Y2K bunker.