We have a new show we want to pitch, “Toddler Races: Death Run.”  We will accept suitcases with dollar bills or one giant check.

michaeltruly:

I can’t wait to bet on that race.

mundy:

cmg420:

My nephew … Little does he know this planet has a red sun. There will be no flying for him. Not on this Earth.

I can’t wait till we can race our nephews.