February 2012
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Overheard at the Black Guy Comic Book Shop in...
“My fucking problem with Roots is that ever since it came out, I got motherfuckers apologizing to me all the time. Like this motherfucker right here (points to me), he just can’t wait to tell me that ‘he sorry’.”
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mtvclutch:
How To End A Date In 30 Seconds Or Less: Jenga
My friend Lindsay Ames and I sold a web series to MTV Clutch. Here’s the first episode.
It’s under 30 sec’s sooooo how about a lookie, eh?
Watch this! Not only did our friend, Ron Babcock make it but you may see his “Ron Babcock” in it. See what I did?
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I can’t help it whenever I see old photos of Prince I just really feel compelled to color in his mustache.
January 2012
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Truly pitched us a movie idea-
Truly: can we write a movie about cocaine?
Nick: yep.
Truly: like where cocaine
Truly: is in every single scene
Truly: and call it Cocainiacs
Truly: and everyone in it is a lawyer and coked up
Truly: also nobody wears shirts
Truly: EVER.
Nick: i like it.
Truly: also stacks of guns on guns
Truly: not displayed just stacked
Truly: also tits
Truly: tits everywhere
Truly: no shirts
Truly: no one
Clint: just messy stacks of guns handed out by topless women?
Truly: no one has shirts
Truly: guns cocaine
Truly: no shirts
Truly: let's sell it
Truly: someone call our agent
Truly: also there's a dog
Truly: people love dogs
Truly: the dog has a shirt
Truly: cause it's a cute dog
Truly: it's a cute dressed up dog that people are gonna love
Truly: then it gets into the cocaine
Truly: and pow
Truly: they kill the dog
Truly: make it real
Truly: fucking make it so real
Truly: shake em up
Truly: those fuckers
Truly: gotta shake em up
Truly: make it real
Clint: dude...
A Conversation that happened while writing
Truly: I'm gonna check to see if Fred Ward is gay.
Clint: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Patrick Cassels 100% For Actual!: State of the... →
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State of the Union Word Cloud
President Obama’s State of the Union address was this week, and the New York Times compiled one of those cool word clouds counting the number of times he said certain words and phrases. It’s really illuminating. Check it out!
“Economy” - 221 “Global warming” - 5 “Recession” - 3 “Exsqueeze me” - 11 “Grossamundo” - 26 “Babe alert!” - 1 “I’ll be...
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Here is our interview we did for FOX5 news in Vegas. It’s scary how professional we we’re.
EDIT: The formatting of their embed doesn’t work well with Tumblr, so you should watch it here.
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calvinnohobbes replied to your video: Drunk Packers fan cries about sparkles and jersey…
guys, I like your stuff.
Hey man, we like you.
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davidfuternick replied to your video: Drunk Packers fan cries about sparkles and jersey…
Oh man I just wanted Jason Pierre-Paul to swoop in and knock their car over.
That would be the crowning moment of the Giants season.
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chriscantwell replied to your video: Drunk Packers fan cries about sparkles and jersey…
No getting around it: some people are better off dead
Yep
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This is the most important website ever created. →
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Cracked.com asked Clint to direct their first “Sketch Writing Competition” sketch and he did. You should watch it, it’s about the Flash being a total dick.
cracked:
The Horrifying Downside to Being a Superhero’s Brother
The first winner of the now monthly Cracked Sketch Competition is up! If you hate it, submit your own, dummy!
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December 2011
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cracked:
The Unedited Truth About Two of Our Founding Fathers Some morning history, from our friends Team Tiger Awesome. You’re welcome, facts.
Our friends at Cracked just posted our Jefferson Vs Adams sketch. Check it out if you want to see inaccurate portrayals of history and the growing love of two men.